hipstersandcomics:

I used to get mad when men would make jokes about how women’s periods make them irrational, but now I just remember that during Victorian times, a table’s legs were thought to arouse men so they invented table cloths to cover them up so men wouldn’t get erections during dinner

I might cry for no reason but at least I’ve never gotten a BONER for a fucking TABLE

skrikeru:

My nephews Harry and William are cute when they sleep! 😍

trashgnomesanonymous:

thenimbus:

charmera:

Ohhh my god. OHHH MY GOD.

WHAT A CUTIE

I WAS EXPECTING A DOG

mysliceoffun:

profeminist:

enchanted-dystopia:

REPRESENTATION MATTERS.

Representation is SO important.

thepigeongazette:

one screw to make, one screw up to take

ratscape:

Teaser characer posters for film, Now You See Me 2 (2016)

emery-art-dump-thing:

carlashawofficial:

askslinkybanana:

itacake:

carlashawofficial:

carlashawofficial:

This kid at school carried a freaking inflatable dolphin on a leash around all day

If this gets a 1000 notes I’ll put a picture of his dolphin on a t shirt and give it to him

do it for him

*reblogs this 400 times*

GUYS I MADE THE SHIRT, I’m gonna give it to him tomorrow

Look at that smug lil turd

UPDATE: LOOK AT HOW HAPPY HE WAS

HE SCREAMED WHEN I GAVE IT TO HIM OMG

I’m really glad that instead of making fun of him you have him a gift of something he likes.

godpenis:

This is one of the best uses of the internet I have ever seen

asian:

myproximitytopower:

hoeliviapope:

Pet Peeves: Men Who Are Uncomfortable With Their Sexuality

😂😂😂😂

How did she do that with her eyes that’s fucking neat